5 mg/ 1/2-cup servingEasy
Big Shard Coconut Granola, Dosed and Weighed
Baked Elf Chef
House Kitchen
House Kitchen
Adapted from Large Clump Granola (Coconut Oil Granola) (Alexandra's Kitchen — Alexandra Stafford) — rewritten with the infusion and dose worked in.
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baked by 0 elvesYour dose · per 1/2-cup serving
Written at 5 mg per 1/2-cup serving. Pick yours and the ingredients, steps and label below follow — floored to 0.1 mg, never rounded up.
Ingredients · 20 1/2-cup servings · 100 mg total
4 cups (408 g) rolled oats, not instant1 1/2 cups (100 g) unsweetened coconut flakes2 1/2 cups (220 g) sliced almonds3/4 cup (160 g) pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds or a mix2 teaspoons flaky sea salt1 cup (319 g) maple syrup1/3 cup (72 g) melted infused coconut oil, carrying 100 mg THC total (blend infused with plain coconut oil as needed to hit 100 mg in 1/3 cup)
Stoney says: start low, go slow — the forest isn't going anywhere. Wait 90 minutes before seconds.
Steps
- Heat the oven to 275 °F / 135 °C and line a large rimmed sheet pan with parchment. Low and slow is the whole point — it toasts the oats and keeps the dose intact.
- In your largest bowl, toss the oats, coconut flakes, almonds, seeds and salt together.
- Stir the maple syrup and the melted infused coconut oil together in a measuring cup until they're one glossy liquid, then pour over the dry mix.
- Stir and fold for a solid minute or two, scraping the bottom of the bowl, until every flake looks damp and there are no dry pockets. Uneven coating here means uneven servings later.
- Spread the mixture over the sheet pan in an even layer, pressing it down lightly so it bakes as one slab.
- Bake 45 minutes to an hour, until lightly golden with slightly darker edges. Start checking once you can smell it — pan and oven differences can swing this by half an hour. Do not stir at any point, during or after baking; stirring is what breaks the clumps.
- Cool completely on the pan without touching it. Then lift the parchment edges to crack the slab into big shards.
- Weigh the whole cooled batch. Divide that weight by 20 and portion into containers or bags by weight — that's your 5 mg serving. Don't scoop by eye; shards pack differently every time.
- Store airtight at room temperature, and keep a measured scoop in the container so no one free-pours.
- Label the container: Big Shard Coconut Granola · 100 mg THC total · 5 mg per 1/2-cup serving · 20 servings · made [date] · 21+ only. One serving, then wait before you reach for the jar again.
