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The Arcade

Games from the Elf’s house. Free to play in your browser, nothing to install, and your progress stays on your device.
PLAYABLE · BETA3 rooms · Living Room, Kitchen, Grow Room

Baked Elf Escape

You wake up on the Elf's couch at 4:20 a.m. Every door is locked and there is a note. Work your way through the house one room at a time, cracking the locks in each, and pick up a few true things about the plant on the way out.

About 10 minutes a room · point and click
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PLAYABLE · BETA5 waves · Stoney in the gunner pod

Cosmic Kush

Stoney drifts through a field of space buds in a little gunner pod with a joint for a gun. Big buds split into small ones, pickups fatten the joint into a blunt, and Hotbox mode is ten seconds of rapid fire with rainbow smoke.

About 4 minutes a run · space shooter
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More rooms are being built.

The Elf’s house has a garage, a bathroom and an attic nobody talks about. New rooms and new games land here when they are ready to play — not before.

21+ only. The games are for fun: the facts in them are simplified, and none of it is medical or legal advice. Growing cannabis at home is not legal everywhere; check your local law.