BAKED ELFAccountCartYou wake up on the Elf's couch at 4:20 a.m. Every door is locked and there is a note. Work your way through the house one room at a time, cracking the locks in each, and pick up a few true things about the plant on the way out.
About 10 minutes a room · point and clickStoney drifts through a field of space buds in a little gunner pod with a joint for a gun. Big buds split into small ones, pickups fatten the joint into a blunt, and Hotbox mode is ten seconds of rapid fire with rainbow smoke.
About 4 minutes a run · space shooterStoney has the munchies at midnight and the snacks are up on the shelves. He bounces on his own; you steer. Butter dishes slide, dinner plates wobble, crackers crumble after one landing and a toaster launches him almost twice as high. Grab snacks on the way up and never, ever fall.
About 2 minutes a run · endless jumperStoney has inherited a homestead at the bottom of a mountain valley. Tend a small grow in the greenhouse through the real cycle, seed to cured jar, with Grandma Juniper looking over your shoulder. Up the road is the town: a Trading Post, a Diner, a Library, the Grove hall and its board of notices, and four townsfolk with small problems. Past the town the trail crew has opened Pine Ridge: a switchback trail to an overlook, things to gather on the way, and Birdie's nose class at the trailhead hut, with her dog Biscuit. The resort opens when the crew clears its road.
Ten minutes a visit, as many visits as you like · open worldThe Elf’s house has a garage, a bathroom and an attic nobody talks about. New rooms and new games land here when they are ready to play — not before.
21+ only. The games are for fun: the facts in them are simplified, and none of it is medical or legal advice. Growing cannabis at home is not legal everywhere; check your local law.