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House Ranch in a Jar, Spooned Not Poured

Name: House Ranch in a Jar, Spooned Not Poured
Yield: 16 servings
Ingredients: 1 scallion, white and green parts, chopped; 2½ tbsp chopped fresh basil leaves, lightly packed; 2 tsp fresh lemon juice; 1½ tsp Dijon mustard; 1 tsp olive oil; 1 small garlic clove, chopped; ¾ tsp kosher salt; ¼ tsp freshly ground black pepper; ½ cup (120 ml) good mayonnaise; 3 tbsp (45 ml) Greek-style yogurt; 3 tbsp (45 ml) buttermilk, shaken, plus a splash extra for topping up; THC tincture totalling 80 mg (e.g. 8 ml of a 10 mg/ml tincture)

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Adapted from Buttermilk Ranch Dressing (Barefoot Contessa / Ina Garten) — rewritten with the infusion and dose worked in.

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Written at 5 mg per tablespoon. Pick yours and the ingredients, steps and label below follow — floored to 0.1 mg, never rounded up.

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Ingredients · 16 tablespoons · 80 mg total

1 scallion, white and green parts, chopped2½ tbsp chopped fresh basil leaves, lightly packed2 tsp fresh lemon juice1½ tsp Dijon mustard1 tsp olive oil1 small garlic clove, chopped¾ tsp kosher salt¼ tsp freshly ground black pepper½ cup (120 ml) good mayonnaise3 tbsp (45 ml) Greek-style yogurt3 tbsp (45 ml) buttermilk, shaken, plus a splash extra for topping upTHC tincture totalling 80 mg (e.g. 8 ml of a 10 mg/ml tincture)

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Steps

Put the scallion, basil, lemon juice, Dijon, olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper in a small food processor. Run it 15–20 seconds, until you have a smooth green base with no visible chunks of garlic.
Add the mayonnaise, yogurt and buttermilk. Blend just until the dressing is uniform and pourable — don't over-run it or it thins out.
Scrape every bit into a liquid measuring cup. Top up with buttermilk, a teaspoon at a time, until the dressing sits exactly at 240 ml. Taste and correct the salt now, before dosing.
Nothing here is warm, so add the full 80 mg of tincture straight into the measured dressing and whisk for 30 seconds — keep whisking past the point where it looks mixed, so the dose is spread through every spoonful.
Pour into a clean 250 ml jar, seal and refrigerate at least 1 hour so the garlic and herbs come forward. Shake before each use and portion with a measuring spoon onto salads, wedges or crudités.
Label the jar: House Ranch · 80 mg THC total · 5 mg per tablespoon · 16 tablespoons · made [date] · 21+ only.